Here are some nice clean jokes:How do you get a kleenex to dance?… Put a little boogey in it.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?… Because he felt crummy.
Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."
Two peanuts where walking down the road and one was a salted! lol
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?... A receding hair line.
Ok thats enough lame jokes for me lol. ;) Hope you enjoyed them lol. :)
1 comments:
Ew that boogey one is gross. LOL. I like the cookie one. :)
They aren't lame, they made me smile. :)
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