Friday Funny ( Late)

1. Why Dont you eat fish on Thanksgiving?

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Because Thanksgiving never falls on a Fry-day lol

2. Rich people eat what on Thanksgiving?

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14 Karats

3. Teddy Bears have what in common with Turkeys?

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They both have stuffing

4. What sound does a Turkeys phone make?

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Wing Wing

5. What side of the Turkey has the juicest meat?

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The inside

6. At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand do you use to butter your roll?

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Neither silly you use a knife, silly

7. What do policemen eat on Thanksgiving?

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Corn on the Cop

Twas the night before Thanksgiving:

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep... I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.

Hope you enjoyed :)