Friday Funny

What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt? A dead end. Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? Fasten your sheet belt. What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel. What's a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?The roller ghoster What was a witch's favourite subject when they were in school?Spelling! What musical instrument does a skeleton play?A trombone. Why don't skeletons like parties?They have no body to dance with. Why did the mummy call the doctor?Because her baby was coffin.

Hope everyone has a happy halloween :)!